Another day, another story of Joe Biden doing something inexplicably creepy. This one’s a double whammy.
Speaking at an event for women’s soccer, Biden made a strange admission that his staff keeps him on a tight leash.
“I thought when I got to be president, I’d get to do things that I want to do. But my staff tells me what I can’t do,” Biden began.
He sounds like a little boy disillusioned by the realization his Superman costume doesn’t actually give him lazer eyes. Biden’s Benjamin Button-ing in real time. This is weird enough — but wait, there’s more!