Shadow President Biden Gripes, ‘My Staff Tells Me What I Can’t Do’

Another day, another story of Joe Biden doing something inexplicably creepy. This one’s a double whammy.

Speaking at an event for women’s soccer, Biden made a strange admission that his staff keeps him on a tight leash.

“I thought when I got to be president, I’d get to do things that I want to do. But my staff tells me what I can’t do,” Biden began.

He sounds like a little boy disillusioned by the realization his Superman costume doesn’t actually give him lazer eyes. Biden’s Benjamin Button-ing in real time. This is weird enough — but wait, there’s more!

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