Spider Capable Of Causing Permanent Erections Shuts Down Entire Supermarket

An Austrian supermarket has been temporarily shut down after one of the world’s most dangerous spiders was discovered in a box of bananas.
The Brazilian Wandering Spider, which potentially roamed the aisles of a supermarket owned by the Rewe Retail Group in a town 45 miles west of Vienna, was spotted, according to the Daily Mail.
A bizarre side effect of this spider’s bites is its ability to cause painful, hours-long erections. The impact is so dramatic that some scientists have studied the arachnid as part of research for impotence treatments like Viagra.

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